Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Today marks a new and better time in my life.

I’m serious this time. No more fooling around.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Why are the Olympic Games sponsored by McDonald’s

I just can’t get my head around it.

Monday, May 28, 2012

I just want pizza.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

I have to get my fucking shit together already.

God dammit.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

When girl who’s already 110 pounds goes on scary diet.

South Beach Diet. Eat nothing but salad and eggs.

Dafuq

Monday, March 12, 2012

Fuck I just want some Oreos.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

DO I EAT TOO MUCH ORRRR

Friday, February 24, 2012

I wish I was as much of a health nut as people think I am.

Monday, February 20, 2012
When you walk into my job (a natural food store). EVERYWHERE.
And greasy. Don’t forget greasy.

When you walk into my job (a natural food store). EVERYWHERE.

And greasy. Don’t forget greasy.